A Thousand Mews or Return of the High Allegorical Feline Initiative on (so-supposed) Netherworld Denizens

A thousand Mews

A million pats

May hap' before

A reason.

Shows forth

With Claws

That scratch your soul

An erstwhile

KITTY DEMON!

*mew*  (I'm cute, may I have your soul?) *mew*

Bad Little Kitty

Playing With Her Ball

Ties Herself Up In A Knot

Rolls Down The Hall

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Bad Little Kitty

All Tied Up With String

Rolls Down The Stairway

Bouncy Feline Queen!

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Bad Little Kitty

Rolls Into The Kitchen

Chef Sees Her And Gives A Thought

To "Yarned-Up Hossen Kitten!"

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Protective Owner Grabs 'er

Both Glare At Chef In Angst

Both Owner and Bad Kitty

Have Sauteed Chef!  A-Rank!

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A Bad Hare Day?

Widdle Biddie Wabbit
Walkin' Off Da Booze
Iddie Biddie Wabbit
Decides to take a snooz
Waddie Boddie Wabbit
Just can't grab ahold
Widdle Biddie Wabbit
Falls asleep in the road!


Widdie Biddie Wabbit
Sleepin' Off Da Wheat
Iddie Biddie Wabbit
Thinks It's Really Neat
Waddie Boddie Wabbit
He's really a schmuck
Widdle Biddie Wabbit
Dreams wasted by a twuck!


Widdie Biddie Wabbit
Now Far Up In Heaven
Thought one day he'd 'least
Live to be eleven!
Iddie Biddie Wabbit
Hit By a twuck haulin' peppah!
Our erstwhile hoppin' hero
Is Now Seasoned Hossenfeffah!

Egads! I'm A Scientist! I Am Perplexed!

Newton was a mad man, laden with gravity

Einstein burdened by quantum uncertainty

Both knew Schroedinger who knew where it was at

All three were torn to pieces by Schrody's non-existent cat!


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