A Bad Hare Day?

Widdle Biddie Wabbit
Walkin' Off Da Booze
Iddie Biddie Wabbit
Decides to take a snooz
Waddie Boddie Wabbit
Just can't grab ahold
Widdle Biddie Wabbit
Falls asleep in the road!


Widdie Biddie Wabbit
Sleepin' Off Da Wheat
Iddie Biddie Wabbit
Thinks It's Really Neat
Waddie Boddie Wabbit
He's really a schmuck
Widdle Biddie Wabbit
Dreams wasted by a twuck!


Widdie Biddie Wabbit
Now Far Up In Heaven
Thought one day he'd 'least
Live to be eleven!
Iddie Biddie Wabbit
Hit By a twuck haulin' peppah!
Our erstwhile hoppin' hero
Is Now Seasoned Hossenfeffah!